Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Jom Jom - the Hero?

Hello everyone, it is me, Max...errr... sorry, Jom Jom.

First off, I have to tell everyone, I am very excited about being a part of this team. Even though certain members, are a bit, well, anti-social. In my experiences, animals suffering from social backwardness issues are usually trying to hide something. I know in the jungle, orangutans who are anti-social, they are usually the ones that the females have rejected. That makes me sad, because the females aren't too picky, they usually only reject the males for one reason.

So, I feel a little sorry for that Night Cheese fellow. Hopefully he will come around.

Regarding this whole hero business, did I mention how excited I am? I have never been a hero. Well except for that one time that I rescued a Himatanthus sucuuba from a crew of loggers in the jungle. Oh, such fond memories, that sucuuba had such a beautifully curved trunk.

I do feel especially heroic after Monday nights adventure. Mr. Nighty Night was playing on that computer thing and the, ummm, woman, ... was in her bedroom the whole night. Who was left to deal with that paranoid exploding invisible psycho? Just me. Most exhilarating. I don't think I want to bleed like that again anytime soon though.

Hope to hear from the rest of you. I need to continue healing.
Night Ogre was kind enough to let me keep this picture of the stars that he took.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That was brilliant Brent! I think our two characters will make for a lot of interesting conversations... Jom Jom with the humor and Night Hawk with the blank stare.

David said...

The picture put it over the top. I thought the orangutan thing was un-topable, but the picture iced it.